Sometimes before things get better....

Over the week I decided I really should update my fic list -just to make it easier in case anyone wants to read them. I'll go by fandoms, then pairings, then by series or one shots, etc. After this, I'll mark the new ones with *, so it'll be easier for you guys to find them. These are all slash, peeps, and they're all PG-13 unless otherwise stated. Oh, and just a heads up, I suck at summaries. Also, if you want to podfic any of my fic, that's awesome and you definitely have my permission to do so. All I ask is that you let me know so I can pimp it out all over the place.

Awesome pic from Joey Ryan's twitter:

Joey (<3), Disco Machine (<33), Jimmy Jacobs (:() and Seth Rollins (....)

PWG's 10 was last night, made me think of
em25, who introduced me to PWG and is also responsible for huge ass crush on Excalibur.

Hope everything's OK for you, hun. Got my fingers x'd for you :)

Pick ten of your OTPs and post the one song you associate most with them. Extra brownie points for including lyrics and/or download link to the actual song. (edit: I have no idea what's up with the font, aligning, etc., with this post and I can't fix them. Sorry, guys *kicks lj*)

1. Chris Sabin
2. Alex Shelley
3. CM Punk
4. Colt Cabana
5. Bryan Danielson
6. Joey Ryan
7. Chris Hero
8. Chuck Taylor
9. Roderick Strong
10. Excalibur
11. Super Dragon
12. Edge



Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Does Super Dragon like to hit people? Of course he is; I mean, it's not that hard to see.


Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
No one. And I mean that. Dragon would probably murder everyone on this list before he bottomed to anyone.


Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Punk or Danielson? Couldn't I do both of them? I share very well... No? Punk, then. Sorry, Danielson.


Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Colt or Sabin? You people are fucking mean, seriously. Making me choose. I mean, it would be Sabin -as much as I wanna fuck Colt, Sabin is my number one for a reason- but I still think I could handle both of them at once.

12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Edge and Shelley? Have we slipped over into the twilight zone and no one bothered to warn me?

"I'm not taking it in the ass, old man. You bend over."
"Look, I'm not bending over for some TNA reject. You're the one that's going to get fucked here, not me."
“Please, asshole. If you think I'm going to let you any where near my ass just because you used to be a halfway decent wrestler, you've got the wrong guy. Now, turn around and take it like a man and stop bitching.”
“Halfway decent?! You son of a bitch!”
*scuffling, yelping and growling as the airline attendant opens the door and sees the two of them beating the shit out of each other*
“Go back to your seats, please. Why couldn't they just have sex like normal people?”

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Super Dragon; they'd be interesting that's for sure. I think em25 would kill someone for that shit, legit.


Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
Danielson and Roddy. I'd say a hotel room after a tense match, probably. Me, maybe. I don't think anyone else writes both of those guys.


When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
Definitely about who he's going to date rape next. Hey, everyone's got their kinks, am I right?


What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Super Dragon, again. Excalibur, I'd think. Maybe Disco Machine if he wanted to switch it up.

Come up with a title and summary for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Roddy/Hero/Sabin
Title: Sometimes Alcohol Makes It Better
Summary: Roddy, Hero and Sabin get drunk off their asses and have trouble finding their way into the right hotel rooms.
Warnings: Slash, alcohol abuse, cursing and random stupidity

I don't know if I could write that -without getting tanked myself, anyway- but I'd probably read it.


Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Shelley and Joey? I think there's only one person Shelley would let tie him up, and it's not Joey. Sorry, Joey, looks like you're about to get rope burns.


As a birthday present, 7's long time lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Hero and Danielson, huh? Fuck. Hmmm. Knowing Hero, he'd probably want to tie Bryan up so he was completely helpless.


Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Colt and Edge? What the fuck are you people smoking? Christ. Ice cream maybe. Or chocolate syrup. And whip cream.


8 and 4 are in a full time relationship. Who's the top?
Chuck Taylor and Colt -definitely Colt. Chuck is a bottom all the way.


Which fetish is 9 likely to indulge?
Let me check the list...it would be dub-con/non-con all the way for Roddy.


What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Chuck Taylor in my bed? I'd probably gag him before I did anything else -I know he'd be the type to run his mouth the whole time. Maybe if I gave him some whiskey... If Danielson found Sexy Chuckie T in his bed, he'd probably assume Chuck got drunk and ended up in the wrong room. Something that's happened before, I'm sure of it. He'd roll Chuck off his bed onto the floor and go to sleep.


What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Excalibur and Colt?! No. Way. In. Hell.


10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Ex and Roddy? That would never happen, not least because I don't think if Ex got a tat, it would be for Roddy. But if it did happen, it would be on his shoulder and say 'I said 'no'!'


Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Shelley wrote Ex/Sabin/Joey? Lmfao. When he was high maybe.
Summary: These three dickheads are pissed because they can't get me into bed, so they fuck each other to feel better about it.


If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Shelley walks into a room like that, Chuck would go into hysterics and immediately start tweeting pics of it.


And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.

(9)Roddy and (1)Sabin are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8)Chuck walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8)Chuck joins in, first paging (3)Punk, who's in the middle of fucking (5)Danielson into the mattress. (3)Punk abandons (5)Danielson on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5)Danielson, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4)Colt attempts to rescue him. But (5)Danielson will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10)Excalibur is one of his regular clients.

So, I thought I'd upload this since I just found it on my laptop again. PWG's Seven in two separate download's -sorry about that guys, my laptop was being all retarded and shit. I strongly recommend it for anyone who loves wrestling. And Sabin's on here, along with Hero, Roddy, Danielson and a lot of other wrestlers. It also has Scott Lost's last wrestling match. I may be a little biased, but, really, it's worth checking out. Here's the match by match list for anyone who wants to know. Oh, and just so I'm not repeating myself constantly: Excalibur is the best commentator, ever. He's funny as fuck and I absolutely adore wrestlers on comm, and he's obviously no exception.

PWG Seven Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4API5CCX

Brandon Gatson, Johnny Goodtime and Candice LeRae vs Peter Avalon, Malachi Jackson and Ryan Taylor Candice is my favorite women's wrestler, ever, and this match showcases exactly why. Lots of 'fuck him up, Candice, fuck him up' chants, a couple Ballplex's and, of course, the kind of shenanigans that goes along with any PWG six man tag match. If you're not used to seeing chick wrestlers do anything besides slap each other and pull hair, watch this and you'll understand why I cringe every time I see a Diva's match in WWE.

Brandon Bonham vs Brian Cage Cage's first PWG match and the PWG crowd is as foul mouthed as usual. Good match, pretty even for the most part, until Bonham lands Hammer of the Gods, which is strangely familiar for some reason...

Chris Sabin vs Akira Towaza What can I say about Sabin that I haven't already said? Awesome match; lots of thigh action, Sabin flipping off fans and just losing his temper half way thru the match and beating the shit out of Towaza. Sabin shows off his tech skills, too; everyone knows what an excellent technical wrestler Shelley is, and they tend to forget Sabin's no slouch, either. He pulls off a ton of awesome spots and seems to have borrowed Shelley's dickhead attitude for the night. And I do enjoy just looking at him, I can't lie.

Scott Lost vs Scorpio Sky Lost's last wrestling match. I'm not a huge fan of his -even if he does hang out with Joey Ryan, who is all kinds of awesome- but I was sad to see him go. He's been with PWG since the beginning, so it stings a little to know he's done. I can't stand Scorpio Sky, but he knows his way around the ring, I have to give him that much. It's a good final match for Lost, who is an awesome wrestler in his own right. He gives a speech after wards that carries over into the second part for a couple minutes.

PWG Seven Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MUVHXDN5

Bryan Danielson vs Roderick Strong Dragon's first match after he lost NXT and got fired from WWE. Dragon got a huge pop when Excalibur announced him, and he had the crowd for almost the whole match. Tons of the usual Dragon chants; 'fuck him up, Dragon, fuck him up', 'you're gonna get your fucken head kicked in', 'best in the world' and 'he has until five' but accompanied by some funny new ones this time as well. Plus, some assault is committed by both Dragon and Roddy. And, let me tell you, Dragon's face when he goes after Roddy with that damn tie is enough to get anyone going. Dragon gives a little speech after. This is the kind of match I wanna show to VKM and the rest of the morons over at WWE so they know what it looks like when you let matches go for longer then five minutes and have two wrestlers who both know what the hell they're doing..

Davey Richards vs Chris Hero World Championship Title Match Hero's another one of my faves; he's a great technician -pattern, anyone?- and he's easy on the eyes. Not necessary to make it on my list, but it doesn't hurt. Davey's pretty good, too, so they would have had to fuck up royally to have a bad match. Although, I've seen some really bad matches with good wrestlers, so you never know. Anyway, good match, lots of mat based action if you like to watch that kind of thing. Also, Hero's got some nice thighs on him. Not as nice as Sabin's, but, really, who's are?

El Generico & Paul London vs Nick and Matt Jackson (Generation Me) vs The Cutler Brothers in Guerrilla Warfare Match for the Tag Team Titles To be honest, I couldn't even bring myself to really watch this match. I know who won, but that's about all. It's got a ton of people I really don't like in it -I'm not fond of Gen Me at all and don't get me started on fucken Paul London, who's descended to new levels of stupidity and, I suspect, jealousy. The Cutlers annoy me, which, by itself, isn't enough to usually keep from watching a match, but combined with the other three, it signed the death warrant for this one.

So, there it is. Whoever decides to download this, I hope you liked it.

Oh, and here's a Roddy vid for candy_belle. Sorry, it took me so long to upload it for you, but better late then never, right? Enjoy it, sweetie; it has tons of the things that make Roddy so yummy. Well, except for the felonies, but I have yet to find those on film...  http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K1URRC5D

And the the Genesis '09 match for the X Division title Sabin v Shelley. Enjoy, sweetie. It's a good one -of course, I maintain that only a Gun can showcase another Gun to the best of their ability. I also especially love when Sabin kips up around 4:20, I can't stop staring at his his shoulders there. They go hold for hold and move for move for almost the whole thing. Plus, check out the bestie hug at the end. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BVVZOM5Q