Sometimes before things get better....

I swear I could watch curbstomps all day long and never get bored. That first one on AJ absolutely fucking murdered him. Incidentally, both my favourite AJ moments have happened in PWG; the first was when he briefly confronted Dragon in the ring the night before he challenged Dragon for the PWG championship, and when the crowd started chanting, "Dragon's gonna kill you," AJ responded with, "If Samoa Joe didn't kill me, that faggot won't." The second was when Steen was cutting a promo, and when he said, "You know, AJ's right..." AJ's voice from off-camera said, "Shut up, faggot." AJ loves him some faggots.

Also, you are the shit, thank you. <3

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Curbstomps are one of my favorite moves of all time, no lie. I have a friend who's training to be a wrestler and back when he was first looking into it, he came to hang out and I started showing him my PWG videos (I'm always trying to convert people; especially since PWG's literally the only promotion I can stomach any more) and he saw Dragon curbstomp one of the Briscoes and he swore that he was going to use it as his finisher. He does and every time someone sees it and is like "Dude, that's the sickest shit ever! How'd you come up with it?" He's dragging them off to see Dragon curbstomp everyone and their mother.

I'm convinced AJ's so far in the closet that at some point he's going to have a complete fucken nervous breakdown in the middle of church and sobbingly confess that he likes blowjobs from male prostitutes. Or he'll turn into a serial killer. Which ever.

You're welcome, chick. Glad I could help you feel at least a little better for a minute or so.

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PWG's literally the only promotion I can stomach any more

Dude, you really should check out CHIKARA. It's not something we've watched as religiously as we've watched PWG (though that's hardly surprising considering the three wrestlers we're most in love with are Sabin, Shelley and Dragon, who've each only worked one CHIKARA show), but we always enjoy every second of every show we see. The characters and storylines are just the right kind of ridiculous (which is to say, REALLY ridiculous), everyone's gay for Bryce, and you'll fall head over heels for UltraMantis Black exactly the same way you did for Excalibur. He really is just your type.

Everyone should know Dragon. Even if they weren't watching when he was big news, the guy's been so influential both as a promoter and on most of the top wrestlers in North America, and so much of modern American wrestling has been partially shaped by him, not knowing who he is is akin to saying, "I only watch WWE because I like the pyro."

AJ's balls deep in denial's ass. He gets sort of a pass though, because you know he genuinely is too stupid to know any better.

It's appreciated!

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This isn't the first time you've told me to check out CHIKARA -eventually I'll do it. I just haven't been to find any downloads of them yet. Isn't Quack there, too?

Dragon's completely awesome on every level and I wish more people would clue in and see it.

Yeah, all that damn inbreeding possibly. He does have cute kids, tho.

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Yeah, the download situation is still a bit of a mess at the moment, but it'll all straighten out eventually. Quack owns CHIKARA. It was watching CHIKARA that erased any lingering doubts I had about whether Quack was completely insane. The guy is nutso, with a capital batshit.

You can tell how awesome Dragon is by the fact that he's completely brainwashed all his fans. There's not one of us who thinks he doesn't shit pure gold, and every one of us would be hard pressed to resist the instinct to kill at the first sign of anyone showing Dragon the slightest disrespect, which is hilarious, because really, was there ever a guy in less need of other people's defence? And we're talking here about fully grown adults, many of whom have been watching wrestling their entire lives, not the ten-year-olds Cena brainwashes.

AJ himself used to be pretty cute too. Dumb as a bag of rocks though. Somehow, it works for him.

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I don't know if you listen to Cabana's podcast at all, but he had Quack on there and Quack managed to sound relatively sane for most of it -unless you knew him and then you could hear the complete and utter insanity that passes for his brain.

That's so true it's not even funny -a friend of a friend once asked me who the hack in the mask I was watching was and I ended up giving her a rambling threat that lasted five minutes ad ended with "I'll put your face thru that table if you don't shut the fuck up about Dragon." I will admit that at first I thought he was talking about Ex and I was tempted to punch her in the face. This is the same person who didn't know who Jim Henson was, so I shouldn't have been surprised.

I think people feel bad for like "Oh, this poor kid's just a retard, give him something to play with" kind of way.

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I downloaded a bunch of them a little while before I went into hospital actually, so I've listened to maybe thirty or forty of them now, but I haven't downloaded Quack's yet. The Briscoes one was fucking excruciating.

See, now I want to put that moron's face through a table too. It's like a cult!

Yeah, like Christopher Daniels, for instance.

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Yeah, that one was...interesting. I've listened to Ex's a bunch of times -shockingly enough, it's one of my go-to's when I can't sleep.

It's exactly like a cult -the world's in trouble if he ever decides to do something with us and we get organized.

Yeah and every person who's ever given him head.

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Yeah, I can't say I'm surprised! Obviously, once I'd listened to the Briscoes one, I had to tell Debs all about it. No point in suffering alone. And I loved Colt and Sonjay bonding over being really fucking cheap.

He totally should. Dragon would be my kind of despot.

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Yes! And how Colt thought it was the greatest thing ever that Sonjay got to collect from the audience, lol. I always really enjoy it when Punk pops up on there, too. They just seem to bring out the worst in each other.

Hell, I already want to move out there, it won't take much to convince me to pack things up.

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And the digital camera with pictures of the boys' asses. I'm not seeing how that's a rib, myself - sounds like a win to me. You know Sabin's was on there.

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It's probably on there twice. Makes sense to have a back up, just in case.

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It probably took two just to get it all in.

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Sabin's nuts probably made surprise appearance, too. As massive as they are, I don't see how they could avoid it.

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I think the fact that the Machine Guns existed was just a cover for the fact that it took Shelley nearly six years to escape the gravity well of Sabin's balls.

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I've always assumed it was because Shelley just couldn't get enough of of them.

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Well, admittedly he probably wasn't trying very hard to escape. There are much worse fates than being smothered by Sabin's nuts.

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Yeah, you could have to look at Cena's nuts -that would be a fate worse then death.

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DUDE. Am I not suffering enough? That sentence is the worst thing to happen to me all month.

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Sorry, I couldn't help it! It just popped into my head and I had to share.

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You realise of course that I'm going to have to mention Cena's nuts to Debs now?

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Go for it -at least you won't have to suffer alone.

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AJ's balls deep in denial's ass. He gets sort of a pass though, because you know he genuinely is too stupid to know any better.

AJ's from the South, & I'm not trying to stereotype all the people from there (seeing as I myself am from there), but there are just some really retarded fucking morons in that area. God forbid you're gay or unmarried with kids--that right there is a one way ticket to hell. But back to the original post, yes, I don't think one can get any further in denial.

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I know what you mean -I have family in North Carolina and Maryland- and you're right. Up in PA we've got stupid people, too, but the south has their own special brand of stupidity -no offense.

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None taken. I can see why people think that, I really can, and that's exactly why I moved out. The people just get dumber every day.

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On an only tangentially related note, Debs and I both got into something of a debate fairly recently with a woman we've known online for a few years now, who used to rp gay wrestlers and then disappeared from the net for a while, in which time she rediscovered her faith. She's been mental since she came back, and this one day she was complaining about people saying she was gay-bashing just because she doesn't approve of 'the gay lifestyle'. I had an opinion on this, needless to say, and while I was typing at a million miles an hour and treating my keyboard like it had just said Sabin was a spotmonkey, my daughter demanded to know what I was talking about. So I explained the situation, and her ladyship thought about it, and then shook her little fist at the screen and yelled, "Lady, fuck off!" Which was pretty much what I was thinking myself.

But yeah, Nate Webb once said of Robbie Mireno's shirt that it was gayer than AIDS. By comparison, AJ makes that shirt look positively heterosexual.

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That's pretty awesome, lol. I'm surprised that your keyboard was still usable after the smashing you probably gave it.

If AJ ever came out, I think he'd probably off himself immediately afterward.

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I'm sure he wouldn't need to. Where he lives, don't they have lynch mobs for that kind of thing?

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Yeah and I'm pretty sure they wear all white, too.

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Well, what would you suggest they wear? All the colours of the rainbow? Black?

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Black would at least be slimming -and it might make them look less idiotic.

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I'm not sure anything could make them look less idiotic, short of not being such a bunch of tards, and sadly I don't see that happening anytime soon.

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Yeah, I think even lobotomies wouldn't even help.

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But we should try anyway.

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Well, I keep trying but everyone keeps taking my knives off of me. Fucken assholes.

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Apparently Debs nearly bought me an axe for Christmas last year. AND THEN SHE DIDN'T. Bitch.

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That's the worst kind of tease right there. And of course she just had to tell you about it.

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She loves to tell me about how it was already in the shopping basket and everything, and then she talked herself out of it. This is the same woman who won't let me have a wheelchair. I don't know how she sleeps at night.

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To be fair, if you had a wheelchair, you'd probably run her over with it.

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It'd be hard to run her over when it's her job to push. You don't expect me to wheel myself around, surely? Don't you know who I am?

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I thought you'd want one of the electric ones, it'd be easier to hit people.

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True, but I think having servants to do the manual labour is very satisfying. As Jerome K Jerome said, "Work fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours." And to be fair, it's not like she wouldn't enjoy using me to run people over.

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I guess I can see that. Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll get pissed off at someone enough to get you one.

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It's sad that people are offended by that kind of lifestyle. I think I would've been pounding away at my keyboard as well. Your daughter's awesome, that made me laugh.

I can imagine Nate Webb saying that, and for some reason, I find that hilarious.

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In my experience, 'the gay lifestyle' involves having a nice flat, a great job, your boyfriend's mother feeding you up, and a lot of tidying. I'm not sure what's supposed to be so objectionable about any of that. I've come to the conclusion that some people are just fucking stupid.

"Can I just point out how gay his shirt is? That shirt is gayer than AIDS. This room could be full of a hundred men having sex, and it would be less gay than that shirt." Nate Webb's utterly awesome at times, I love him to bits.

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I have many friends that are gay and an uncle as well, so I tend to be very protective. I think the problem with it is that people are just so backwards. If it doesn't concern me, I'm not sticking my nose into it. There are far worse things in the world than being gay.

That is hilarious. I need to find that.

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Yeah, my brother is, and I defy anyone to stand in front of me and tell me face to face exactly what's so bad about that. Things aren't as bad here for that stuff as they appear to be in the States (from an outsider's perspective, although I couldn't vouch for how accurate that perspective is. I'd be delighted to hear it was way off), but there are still occasional pockets of stupidity. I've yet to really meet any of them though.

It was on a CZW show in 2005 or 2006, but I couldn't tell you any more than that off the top of my head.

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The excuses that they have for it being wrong always make me laugh. Over here it's just terrible, so, unfortunately, I can't tell you that your opinion is way off. Abortion is another issue that gets a lot of heat. If you don't like it, fine, that's your opinion, but I think that picketing the abortion clinics and calling the women baby killers is a bit much.

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