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I usually refer to this as Pat's 'I love Jonny' moment, ala Cher from Clueless.
I usually refer to this as Pat's 'I love Jonny' moment, ala Cher from Clueless.
So, the start of the season has brought us an awesome installment of Hockey or Porn?:
Hockey interview or close up before a face shot in gay porn? You decide.
Hockey interview or close up before a face shot in gay porn? You decide.
i'm gonna change you, like a remix...
Sep. 23rd, 2014 12:26 amSo, preseason started today, I'm sure everyone realizes how thrilled I am -we're mere weeks away from the start of the regular season.
Of course, preseason has it's own rewards (which I will show you shortly, don't worry), but I'm really curious as to what everyone thinks about all the injuries going around right now. It seems like almost every team has at least one person out -hell, the Pens entire first line, part of their second and all of their letters are out right now (Sid, Duper, Kuni and Geno -Sid has the C, and Geno and Kuni As, in case anyone's curious). Not to mention that the Stars have people out (Val, 1RW and Kari, G, got pulled today -don't know if it was a scheduled goalie switch or what), Claude's out for a pulled groin, Quick's still out (G for the Kings, he fucked up his foot over the summer) and Doughty is out indefinitely with an upper body injury. And those are just ones I heard about. What the fuck, Hockey Gods, fucking with us already?
Good things have come, too, though, Stars beat the Blues tonight (FUCK YOU, TJ OSHIE, STOP TRYING TO STOCKHOLM ME INTO LIKING YOU, MOTHERFUCKER), the Hawks are looking good and, perhaps best of all, CAREY FUCKEN PRICE IS BACK IN HIS NET AND IS PLAYING AS GOOD AS EVER, SO FUCK YOU RANGERS. FUCK YOU SO HARD AND WITH NO LUBE.
In addition to those awesome things, here's a couple more:
For anyone doesn't know, these are the Patricks, Kane and Sharp, from l to r. Kaner caught a piece of a puck to the face and Sharpy got a high stick, and then these two assholes took fucken pictures to post on the internet. I know this was all you, Sharpy, and I'm not sure if I want to beat you for being a troll or kiss you for posting them. Probably both. Now I'm imagining Jonny fucking Kaner's face, his thumb pressed against the cut on Kaner's face, drawing these gorgeous noises from him... Fuck you, Sharpy, this is all your fault.
So, yeah, Tyler Seguin. Who is so blissed out because he's playing on a line with hisbf bff again. Fuck you, TSegs. Just...fuck your everything.
Of course, preseason has it's own rewards (which I will show you shortly, don't worry), but I'm really curious as to what everyone thinks about all the injuries going around right now. It seems like almost every team has at least one person out -hell, the Pens entire first line, part of their second and all of their letters are out right now (Sid, Duper, Kuni and Geno -Sid has the C, and Geno and Kuni As, in case anyone's curious). Not to mention that the Stars have people out (Val, 1RW and Kari, G, got pulled today -don't know if it was a scheduled goalie switch or what), Claude's out for a pulled groin, Quick's still out (G for the Kings, he fucked up his foot over the summer) and Doughty is out indefinitely with an upper body injury. And those are just ones I heard about. What the fuck, Hockey Gods, fucking with us already?
Good things have come, too, though, Stars beat the Blues tonight (FUCK YOU, TJ OSHIE, STOP TRYING TO STOCKHOLM ME INTO LIKING YOU, MOTHERFUCKER), the Hawks are looking good and, perhaps best of all, CAREY FUCKEN PRICE IS BACK IN HIS NET AND IS PLAYING AS GOOD AS EVER, SO FUCK YOU RANGERS. FUCK YOU SO HARD AND WITH NO LUBE.
In addition to those awesome things, here's a couple more:
For anyone doesn't know, these are the Patricks, Kane and Sharp, from l to r. Kaner caught a piece of a puck to the face and Sharpy got a high stick, and then these two assholes took fucken pictures to post on the internet. I know this was all you, Sharpy, and I'm not sure if I want to beat you for being a troll or kiss you for posting them. Probably both. Now I'm imagining Jonny fucking Kaner's face, his thumb pressed against the cut on Kaner's face, drawing these gorgeous noises from him... Fuck you, Sharpy, this is all your fault.
So, yeah, Tyler Seguin. Who is so blissed out because he's playing on a line with his
if you're not a 10...
Sep. 15th, 2014 05:06 pmhere's to us, here's to love...
Sep. 13th, 2014 09:38 pmThis is what happens when I get bored and end up on urban dictionary...
( ...all the times we fucked up... )
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Tags:
- brent seabrook,
- chicago blackhawks: one goal,
- chubbs,
- d-men do it better,
- dallas stars -the little team that could,
- duncan keith,
- duncs,
- fuck you tsegs,
- heartbreaker,
- jamie benn,
- jigsaw,
- jonathan toews,
- jonny,
- kaner,
- mini picspam,
- most handsome man in hockey,
- oh captain my captain,
- patrick kane,
- patrick sharp,
- pics,
- seabs,
- seabsie,
- segsy,
- sharpy,
- so cute,
- tazer,
- tyler seguin
it goes like this...
Sep. 4th, 2014 12:40 amSo, this is what happens when I'm bored...
( ...the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift... )
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so if forever ever ends for you...
Aug. 23rd, 2014 01:12 amSo, I was talking on twitter with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
candy_belle the other night and got on the subject of top ten celebrity crushes and how they would all be hockey players because hockey is more addictive than fucken heroin. And I told her I would post my top ten. So, yeah, here you go, lol. Enjoy 😉
( ...if that ring ever gets a little too tight... )
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Tags:
- benny,
- brent seabrook,
- carey fucken price,
- carey price,
- creature,
- d-men do it better,
- duncan keith,
- duncs,
- evgeni malkin,
- fuck you tsegs,
- g,
- geno,
- goalie love is the best,
- heartbreaker,
- i love my goalie,
- i miss you lazy,
- james neal,
- jamie benn,
- jigsaw,
- jonathan toews,
- jonny,
- lazy,
- meme,
- nealsy,
- oh captain my captain,
- pat,
- patrick kane,
- picspam,
- pricey,
- seabs,
- seabsie,
- segs,
- sid,
- sidney crosby,
- so cute,
- top ten,
- tyler seguin
i saw dead-head sticker on a cadillac...
Aug. 17th, 2014 03:11 pmSo, this picspam is to help candy_belle with her jailbait!Kaner fic bunny -and because I love you, hun, have some jailbait! Tazer, too 😉
( ...a little voice inside my head said, 'don't look back, you can never look back'... )
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you made me fall in love with you...
Aug. 9th, 2014 01:56 amFound this and I can't stop staring at it, and wishing it was fucken September already, what the actual fuck. So, you know, enjoy.
Because I am both terribly susceptible to certain things and an enabler, I bring you another edition of:
So You Want To Hockey (Like a Stanley Cup Winner)
( ...you can be the pencil and i can be the paper... )
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Tags:
- 1988,
- andrew shaw,
- bicks,
- brandon saad,
- brent seabrook,
- bryan bickell,
- captain serious,
- chicago blackhawks,
- corey crawford,
- crow,
- d-men do it better,
- dilf,
- duncan keith,
- duncan keith/brent seabrook,
- duncs,
- goalie love is the best,
- hammer,
- heartbreaker,
- hoss,
- i love my goalie,
- it's not the size of the mutt,
- jonathan toews,
- jonathan toews/patrick kane,
- kaner,
- kris versteeg,
- ledpipe,
- leds,
- manchild,
- marian hossa,
- most handsome man in hockey,
- nick leddy,
- niklas hjalmarsson,
- oh captain my captain,
- patrick kane,
- patrick sharp,
- primer: chicago blackhawks,
- saader,
- seabs,
- sharpy,
- shawzy,
- so you want to hockey (like a sc winner),
- tazer,
- verbeauty
Starting to gear up for the WCF, so have a video where Jonny and Pat spend the entire interview complimenting each other, admit that they've been tied together since their rookie year and that they dream about each other:
(The sound in this is pretty low, so you might want to up the volume a little bit.)
(The sound in this is pretty low, so you might want to up the volume a little bit.)
I found this while going through youtube and I loved it -I mean there's a couple of people that I would have definitely added, but over all, I thought they did a good job matching up players with the lyrics:
Favorite parts: Patrick Kane: This is twenty percent skill, eighty percent fear, be a hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill. Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the west in flames? And I heard him wreck it with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game", came back dropped Megadef, took em to church. I like bleach man, why you had the stupidest verse? This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots, his stock's through the roof -I heard he's fuckin' with S.Dot., Alex Ovechkin: They call him Ryu, he's sick and he's spitting fire, and Mike got him out the dryer he's hot. Found him in Fort Minor with Tak. What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine; he's a prick, he's a cock. The type woman want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot. Eight years in the making, patiently waiting to blow, now the record with Shinoda's taking over the globe. He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope. You wont believe the kind of shit that comes out of this kid's throat., Geno Malkin: Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block. He knows how to work with what he's got, making his way to the top. He often gets a comment on his name, people keep asking him was it given at birth? Or does it stand for an acronym? No, he's living proof, got him rocking the booth. He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with juice. Him and his crew are known around as one of the best, dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent., Sidney Crosby: Forget Mike- nobody really knows how or why he works so hard. It seems like he's never got time because he writes every note and he writes every line. And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind, it's like a design is written in his head every time, before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme. And those motherfuckers he runs with, the kids that he signed? Ridiculous, without even trying, how did he do it?
Favorite parts: Patrick Kane: This is twenty percent skill, eighty percent fear, be a hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill. Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the west in flames? And I heard him wreck it with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game", came back dropped Megadef, took em to church. I like bleach man, why you had the stupidest verse? This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots, his stock's through the roof -I heard he's fuckin' with S.Dot., Alex Ovechkin: They call him Ryu, he's sick and he's spitting fire, and Mike got him out the dryer he's hot. Found him in Fort Minor with Tak. What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine; he's a prick, he's a cock. The type woman want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot. Eight years in the making, patiently waiting to blow, now the record with Shinoda's taking over the globe. He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope. You wont believe the kind of shit that comes out of this kid's throat., Geno Malkin: Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block. He knows how to work with what he's got, making his way to the top. He often gets a comment on his name, people keep asking him was it given at birth? Or does it stand for an acronym? No, he's living proof, got him rocking the booth. He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with juice. Him and his crew are known around as one of the best, dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent., Sidney Crosby: Forget Mike- nobody really knows how or why he works so hard. It seems like he's never got time because he writes every note and he writes every line. And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind, it's like a design is written in his head every time, before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme. And those motherfuckers he runs with, the kids that he signed? Ridiculous, without even trying, how did he do it?
Tags:
- alex ovechkin,
- creature,
- evgeni malkin,
- geno,
- heartbreaker,
- hockey,
- kaner,
- nhl,
- ovie,
- patrick kane,
- sasha,
- sid,
- sidney crosby,
- video,
- zhenya
hot and dangerous...
Apr. 15th, 2014 11:21 pmIn honor of the playoffs, I decided to do playoff themed picspams of my favorites.
( ...if you're one of us then roll with us... )
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your dreams all fail...
Apr. 14th, 2014 04:37 pmSo, I was finally able to upload this, so enjoy guys :)
Story Title: Demon
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Pairings: Pat/Jonny
Rating: PG-13 for this part, NC-17 for the series overall
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Series: Wolves of Chicago
Disclaimer: So not mine, on any level. Everyone in this belongs to themselves
Warnings: Language, violence, werewolves
Summary: But with the beast inside, there's no where we can hide.
A/N: Ah, I have no clue where this came from. Lots of hand-waving regarding schedules, timelines and general reality. This wouldn't have been possible without
candy_belle, who not only supported by nosedive into yet another fandom, but encouraged, enabled and let me bounce ideas of her. This one's for you, hun, and here's to another fandom, lol. Title and summary from Demons by Imagine Dragons.
( ...and the ones we hail are the worst of all... )
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Ok, writing's not going so well, so I thought I'd do this NHL meme I saw on tumblr, see if it helped:
( ...she said 'my boy, it's dagger'... )
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and it's a battered old suitcase...
Mar. 29th, 2014 09:04 pmFUCK YOU, PATRICK KANE AND YOUR RIDICULOUS HANDS. YOU OWE ME SO MANY PAIRS OF PANTIES.
she's a good girl...
Mar. 26th, 2014 09:29 amSo, candy_belle did a picspam for me as bribery for a drabble. So, here you go, Sharpy locking Tazer and Kaner in closet:
( ...she loves her mama... )
candy_belle did a picspam for me as bribery for a drabble. So, here you go, Sharpy locking Tazer and Kaner in closet:( ...she loves her mama... )
So, the new YBC video came out today- I can't get the fucken embed code to work, but everyone should go watch it. Just you know, there's death. And Courtney Love, so be careful of that.
In other news THAT'S NOT GOING TO COMPLETELY BREAK MY HEART, YOU ASSHOLES, when I need a break from writing my bbb, I started doing this:
( ...and the blood's run stale... )
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Tags:
- 1988,
- andrew shaw,
- captain serious,
- chicago blackhawks,
- corey crawford,
- crow,
- fall out boy,
- graphics,
- heartbreaker,
- hockey,
- jonathan toews,
- jonathan toews/patrick kane,
- kaner,
- mr twenty cent,
- oh captain my captain,
- patrick kane,
- patrick sharp,
- random: hockey rpf,
- sharpy,
- shawzy,
- sid,
- sidney crosby,
- tazer,
- wolves of chicago
