Found this on ffnet; it's by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight and it's too fucken hysterical not to share. Not really '09 specific, but still funny as fuck:
( ...if you're a twilight fan i apologize for the fact that you have bad enough taste to think vampires sparkle. also, you're parents should have let you watch horror movies as a child... )
( ...if you're a twilight fan i apologize for the fact that you have bad enough taste to think vampires sparkle. also, you're parents should have let you watch horror movies as a child... )