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[darkangel_0410]

I haven't posted about wrestling in fucken forever, so I thought I'd share this Super Dragon video I found.

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[em25.livejournal.com]

Apparently Debs nearly bought me an axe for Christmas last year. AND THEN SHE DIDN'T. Bitch.

[darkangel-0410.livejournal.com]

That's the worst kind of tease right there. And of course she just had to tell you about it.

[em25.livejournal.com]

She loves to tell me about how it was already in the shopping basket and everything, and then she talked herself out of it. This is the same woman who won't let me have a wheelchair. I don't know how she sleeps at night.

[darkangel-0410.livejournal.com]

To be fair, if you had a wheelchair, you'd probably run her over with it.

[em25.livejournal.com]

It'd be hard to run her over when it's her job to push. You don't expect me to wheel myself around, surely? Don't you know who I am?

[darkangel-0410.livejournal.com]

I thought you'd want one of the electric ones, it'd be easier to hit people.

[em25.livejournal.com]

True, but I think having servants to do the manual labour is very satisfying. As Jerome K Jerome said, "Work fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours." And to be fair, it's not like she wouldn't enjoy using me to run people over.

[darkangel-0410.livejournal.com]

I guess I can see that. Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll get pissed off at someone enough to get you one.