She loves to tell me about how it was already in the shopping basket and everything, and then she talked herself out of it. This is the same woman who won't let me have a wheelchair. I don't know how she sleeps at night.
True, but I think having servants to do the manual labour is very satisfying. As Jerome K Jerome said, "Work fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours." And to be fair, it's not like she wouldn't enjoy using me to run people over.
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