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darkangel_0410 ([personal profile] darkangel_0410) wrote2012-06-27 08:46 pm

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I haven't posted about wrestling in fucken forever, so I thought I'd share this Super Dragon video I found.

[identity profile] em25.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure anything could make them look less idiotic, short of not being such a bunch of tards, and sadly I don't see that happening anytime soon.

[identity profile] darkangel-0410.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think even lobotomies wouldn't even help.

[identity profile] em25.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
But we should try anyway.

[identity profile] darkangel-0410.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I keep trying but everyone keeps taking my knives off of me. Fucken assholes.

[identity profile] em25.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently Debs nearly bought me an axe for Christmas last year. AND THEN SHE DIDN'T. Bitch.

[identity profile] darkangel-0410.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's the worst kind of tease right there. And of course she just had to tell you about it.

[identity profile] em25.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
She loves to tell me about how it was already in the shopping basket and everything, and then she talked herself out of it. This is the same woman who won't let me have a wheelchair. I don't know how she sleeps at night.

[identity profile] darkangel-0410.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
To be fair, if you had a wheelchair, you'd probably run her over with it.

[identity profile] em25.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be hard to run her over when it's her job to push. You don't expect me to wheel myself around, surely? Don't you know who I am?

[identity profile] darkangel-0410.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you'd want one of the electric ones, it'd be easier to hit people.

[identity profile] em25.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
True, but I think having servants to do the manual labour is very satisfying. As Jerome K Jerome said, "Work fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours." And to be fair, it's not like she wouldn't enjoy using me to run people over.

[identity profile] darkangel-0410.livejournal.com 2012-06-28 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I can see that. Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll get pissed off at someone enough to get you one.