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Yeah, the download situation is still a bit of a mess at the moment, but it'll all straighten out eventually. Quack owns CHIKARA. It was watching CHIKARA that erased any lingering doubts I had about whether Quack was completely insane. The guy is nutso, with a capital batshit.

You can tell how awesome Dragon is by the fact that he's completely brainwashed all his fans. There's not one of us who thinks he doesn't shit pure gold, and every one of us would be hard pressed to resist the instinct to kill at the first sign of anyone showing Dragon the slightest disrespect, which is hilarious, because really, was there ever a guy in less need of other people's defence? And we're talking here about fully grown adults, many of whom have been watching wrestling their entire lives, not the ten-year-olds Cena brainwashes.

AJ himself used to be pretty cute too. Dumb as a bag of rocks though. Somehow, it works for him.

I don't know if you listen to Cabana's podcast at all, but he had Quack on there and Quack managed to sound relatively sane for most of it -unless you knew him and then you could hear the complete and utter insanity that passes for his brain.

That's so true it's not even funny -a friend of a friend once asked me who the hack in the mask I was watching was and I ended up giving her a rambling threat that lasted five minutes ad ended with "I'll put your face thru that table if you don't shut the fuck up about Dragon." I will admit that at first I thought he was talking about Ex and I was tempted to punch her in the face. This is the same person who didn't know who Jim Henson was, so I shouldn't have been surprised.

I think people feel bad for like "Oh, this poor kid's just a retard, give him something to play with" kind of way.

I downloaded a bunch of them a little while before I went into hospital actually, so I've listened to maybe thirty or forty of them now, but I haven't downloaded Quack's yet. The Briscoes one was fucking excruciating.

See, now I want to put that moron's face through a table too. It's like a cult!

Yeah, like Christopher Daniels, for instance.

Yeah, that one was...interesting. I've listened to Ex's a bunch of times -shockingly enough, it's one of my go-to's when I can't sleep.

It's exactly like a cult -the world's in trouble if he ever decides to do something with us and we get organized.

Yeah and every person who's ever given him head.

Yeah, I can't say I'm surprised! Obviously, once I'd listened to the Briscoes one, I had to tell Debs all about it. No point in suffering alone. And I loved Colt and Sonjay bonding over being really fucking cheap.

He totally should. Dragon would be my kind of despot.

Yes! And how Colt thought it was the greatest thing ever that Sonjay got to collect from the audience, lol. I always really enjoy it when Punk pops up on there, too. They just seem to bring out the worst in each other.

Hell, I already want to move out there, it won't take much to convince me to pack things up.

And the digital camera with pictures of the boys' asses. I'm not seeing how that's a rib, myself - sounds like a win to me. You know Sabin's was on there.

It's probably on there twice. Makes sense to have a back up, just in case.

It probably took two just to get it all in.

Sabin's nuts probably made surprise appearance, too. As massive as they are, I don't see how they could avoid it.

I think the fact that the Machine Guns existed was just a cover for the fact that it took Shelley nearly six years to escape the gravity well of Sabin's balls.

I've always assumed it was because Shelley just couldn't get enough of of them.

Well, admittedly he probably wasn't trying very hard to escape. There are much worse fates than being smothered by Sabin's nuts.

Yeah, you could have to look at Cena's nuts -that would be a fate worse then death.

DUDE. Am I not suffering enough? That sentence is the worst thing to happen to me all month.

Edited 2012-06-28 05:18 (UTC)

Sorry, I couldn't help it! It just popped into my head and I had to share.

You realise of course that I'm going to have to mention Cena's nuts to Debs now?

Go for it -at least you won't have to suffer alone.