new fic...kinda

[darkangel_0410]

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tory Title: TFLN -The Peterick Edition

Story Type: Slash, Humor

Characters: Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, Joe Trohman, Andy Hurley

Pairings: Pete/Patrick

Rating: PG-13/NC-17

Fandom: Bandom (FOB)

Series: None

Disclaimer: Neither the Wentz nor the Stump belong to me. Or any of their friends, for that matter. Sucks ass, but that's the way life is.

Warnings: Slash, language

Summary: Complete and utter ridiculousness.

A/N: Basicly I got the idea for this from looking at Text From Last Night; all the first line from each of these is from the site -I kept everything the same, spelling, context, etc., and just added Pete or Patrick's or whoever's name to them.

Music: Small Town Trap -Eve 6, Almost -Bowling For Soup

Pete: did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?

Patrick: Yeah -and if you burn your fingers again like last time, I will fucken strangle you.

Pete: …..is that suppose to discourage me? cuz i gotta tell you, it's not really working...

Joe: Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand. Pete: yea. i'm excited about this party too Joe: Do ya think we can check out before the hotel room finds the hole in the wall this time?  Pete: i fucken hope so -andy and trick'll kill us if we hafta shell out another five hundred bucks

Patrick: I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes? Pete: i could do it in ten if i was properly motivated Patrick: Is a blow job when I get back good? Pete: i can work with that -get your ass in here

Andy: YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES Pete: YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES

Joe: so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view. Patrick: He's hitting on bar stools? Now's the time to cut him off from the tequila, dude -I don't want him hitting on the dogs again when you drop him home.

Pete: a gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos Andy: Seriously, stop sending me pics of your boyfriend's dick!

Pete: if he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. i'm goin for it. Patrick: I don't think your sister is gonna appericate that...

Pete: the bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. i'm gonna tie up the bf and wreck that. Joe: Why do you insist on telling me this shit? Pete: two reasons; 1 i like to watch you squirm, 2 your room is right next door and i don't want ya to call the cops when you hear all the screaming later on Joe: Why me? Seriously, WHY ME? Pete: just lucky, i guess

Patrick: Anderson Cooper just came out. Pete: crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. gonna decorate my dildo like my little pony in his honor Patrick: It amazes me that people think you're straight.

Patrick: so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after??? Pete: all of the above, if you can sneak in a quickie in between sets

Pete: i have cum and leaves all over me. don't ask questions. Patrick: ….just hose yourself off before you crash on the couch.

Patrick: I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date. Pete: want me to come over there and fall thru the table again like last time? Patrick: Yeah. Grab me a beer while you're at it? Pete: no prob, i got your back

Joe: All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am. Pete: you do look good in a suit Joe: Thanks.

Andy: how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested. Pete: isn't there a law against getting tested three times in the same year? Andy: no -but remind me to never share a drink with you again. Pete: don't be such a prude

Patrick: Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again. Pete: don't be like that. you were having fun until you you fell off the stage at the strip joint and hit your head Patrick: What did I tell you about letting me having that much tequila? Pete: don't think it was the tequila that did it Patrick: Oh, yeah? What was it then? Pete: well, i told him not to give you all that x... Patrick: What?! Never again -do you hear me, asshole? Pete: fine. don't ever have fun again, it's not anything to me

Comments

[candy-belle.livejournal.com]

these were so much fun and so so so in character for them all :D love it

[darkangel-0410.livejournal.com]

Thanks, hun -glad you liked them :)

[candy-belle.livejournal.com]

loved them :D

[darkangel-0410.livejournal.com]

:)