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I've decided that to prevent future migraines/going bat shit crazy, I'm never discussing anything to do with wrestling with any of my rl friends.

I just had a 45 minute arguement with my -possibly former- best friend. It included, but wasn't limited to: whether Punk looked like a date rapist (so what if he does? Date rapist look-a-likes need love, too), who the hell Colt Cabana was, the fact that she thinks ROH and PWG sound like STD's -that on top of the fact that she has no idea even what they are, she thinks WWE has a strong tag team division and that she's convinced Cody Rhodes is a better wrestler then Danielson. Oh, and did I mention that she thinks it's ridiculious that I like Excalibur when I've never seen his face?

I swear to god, I had to leave the room and go outside before I strangled her. By the end of that 45 mins, I was legit ready to wrap my hands around her throat -and not in a sexy times kind of way, either.

It's decided: no more wrestling talk in rl; I can't take much more of this.

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Yep! His eyes just glaze over so well! You feel like you need to snap your fingers to make sure he hasn't fallen asleep on his feet or something.

q>Punk does not look so much like a date rapist as a corner drug dealer trying to look good for his court appearance. Especially when rocking the suit.
THIS. And I say that as one who loves him, lol!

See, I mess up like that sometimes. Even my friends who like wrestling wouldn't understand shit like writing fanfic, especially slash. My gf thinks I'm way too obsessed. Maybe. But it's so fucking fun, and I would never have "met" awesome people like you guys (who understand) without the fandom! So, I need to be sure to just shut the fuck up to RL friends outside the fandom about just how crazy I am for this shit. They know i love it-- they just don't need to know how much I love it. For the sake of my sanity.

I've said it before: if it wasn't for everyone here on lj, I would have lost my fucken mind. My rl friends are not only not into wrestling -and the couple who are, well, let's just say I avoid talking to them about anything wrestling related- they also have no idea how I can find two guys having sex hot. They're just all 'wtf' and 'gross', etc. It's really better to just not bring it up to anybody who's not into the fandom. They don't get it and why bang your head against a wall? Plus, who needs to listen to them bitch about it. That's why I've implementing my own 'i'm not discussing that with you because you don't realize how hot two guys are together' plan.

KILL HER.

Wait, were you looking for 'voice of reason' responses here? I've never been any good at those...

But Punk looks nothing like Roddy.

It was close. Really close. Like, if I had been drink Jack she would be in the ground close.

I don't think anyone expects you to be the voice of reason. And if they do, they've obviously never spent much time talking to you.

Exactly! I can see a drug dealer, maybe a coked out guitarist. But a date rapist? No way. If I hadn't decided to never speak of wrestling with her, I'd show her a pic of Roddy so she'd be able to tell the difference.

HEY! I keep all the real crazy off the internet; if you think I'm batshit now, you should try coming to my house sometime.

It amuses me greatly that people think different things when they look at Punk - but apparently, the one thing all the mental images of him have in common is drugs.

What? What'd I say? I would but you're like countires away from me -and I think there's a few oceans thrown in, too.

It really is. Once you actually get into Punk, it's like 'straight edge, that's cool'. But I've yet to hear of anyone looking at Punk for the first time and going 'oh, that guys totally straight edge; I can tell'. So people just have the kind of personality that screams druggie.

It probably wouldn't make any difference if you came here anyway, I don't answer my door. Crazy.

I think my favourite thing about that comment is how much it would annoy him (but I'm pretty sure Punk actively looks for reasons to be annoyed because he likes it so much). Next we should talk about how Shelley looks like the type to listen to Good Charlotte.

I'm convinced he rather be annoyed then anything else, with the excaption being actively pissed off. Good idea; we should also mention how Good Charlotte is the best punk band around, and how Fall Out Boy is the future of rock.

Dude, annoying him is all well and good, but we won't be able to watch him wrestle if he's serving time as a result of a killing spree. But if you really want to send him over the edge, we can also talk about how BRMC kind of suck, and the only thing worse than the whiny tone of their guitars is the whiny tone of their vocalist. Just, you know, from a safe distance.

By a safe distance, do you mean a few states awy or just close enough that the tranc gun will work?

I actually would never want Shelley tranquilised. I'm probably in the minority on that - I especially doubt anyone who actually knows him would agree!

I only wanted to tranq him long enough to throw him in the trunk without him screaming bloody murder...

But the screaming's one of the best parts! Um, also I think Shelley has a very attractive scream. I could listen to it all day.

I agree, but I don't want to try to explain to the cops why there's a pissed off wrestler in my trunk, handcuffed and calling me a stupid cunt at the top of his lungs.

Are you any good at looking innocent? If you look innocent enough, you can convince cops of anything It's one of the few benefits of sexism. If you're not sure you can do it, get Kaitie to help out!

If Shelley was yelling at me that I was a stupid cunt, I think I'd have to change my underwear.

I'm fucken terrible at looking innocent; I have no idea why... But I have a more then decent rack, that would probably help even more. The funny thing is if I told Kaitie I needed her help to kidnap a wrestler she'd be all for it. Hell, she'd probably go attack Shelley long enough to distract him so I could knock him over and get the handcuffs on him.

Me, too. Good thing I hardly ever wear any.

Tits are awesome, am I right or am I right? Eve would probably be the same; our children should never meet. I suspect they're dangerous enough individually, but together they'd be unstoppable.

You know, I like you! We seem to be a lot alike. The bad news is, that means you're probably crazy too.

They are the best things going. I've yet to be in a situation where having a low cut shirt on didn't help things. Or hell, no shirt. Yeah, the body count would be unbelievable. On the plus side, they'd never see Jail time. They'd just have to smile at whatever cop pulled them over and he'd let them go.

Truthfully, the word crazy has been thrown around before. Most notably by my mother and a few ex's.

Plus, best bath toys ever! Hell, best anywhere toys ever. They're just great. Debs and I live in fear of the day my daughter takes over the world, because we already know we'll be the first heads on the block.

Now, my mother's never called me crazy. Since she's officially insane, she knows she doesn't have a leg to stand on. I don't think my exes have either, although they probably should have. Maybe they were concerned the post-relationship sex would dry up if they said I was nuts.

They really are. And they always make you feel better when you see them. Yeah, the ones at home are always the first to go.

My mom's the kind of person that doesn't understand the irony in calling my brother a son of a bitch -and he's her favorite. The ex's were probably pissed that I refused to put out after we split.

My mum's kind of whimsical. And mental, obviously. Aw, I always fucked my exes after we broke up! I mean, they were good lays or I wouldn't have started dating them in the first place, they already knew my tastes and habits, and I was still fond of them. No downsides, really.

Yeah, I always had the bad luck that they'd get all clingy and shit. Like, motherfucker, isn't there a football game on? Get the fuck off of me. Plus, they were always under the misconception that because I was fucking them that meant that either 1 I wasn't going to fuck anyone else and 2 That they had a say in anything I did. Smh. Stupid fucken idiots.

I've had my share of clingy guys, but never dated any of them. My exes were a lovely bunch (well, okay, 'lovely' might be pushing it in one particular case, but he was lovely once we were friends rather than partners).

There was one jealousy related incident - my ex and I were both planning to go to the same fetish party, and we were both somewhat concerned that I would be jealous. Turned out I was fine, but he got a teensy bit upset when he went into one of the booths and found me in flagrante with a bunch of our friends. But since he was both a decent guy who knew he had no business dictating my actions and in possession of some pride, he just quietly excused himself and left. And since I'm so nice (sort of, in the right light, if you squint) I went after him, and there were happy endings all around. God, I really enjoyed my misspent youth.

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