weird meme

[darkangel_0410]

Alright, I was going to do a Randy pic spam but my laptop went crazy when I tried to post it, and it got deleted. So, there's no way in hell I'm going through that again, so I'll post this right now, and I'll do some pics tomorrow. This meme's a little...weird, but it made me lmfao so I'll post it on here. Can't remember where I found it, but I'm pretty sure it was fan fiction.

1. CM Punk

2. Chris Sabin

3. Edge

4. Alex Shelley

5. Randy Orton

6. Colt Cabana

7. AJ Styles

8. Christopher Daniels

9. Christian

10. Roderick Strong

 

1. Number 1 was really your mother?
Punkers? I'd go find a gun ASAP and shoot myself 'cause obviously this has turned into a world I want no part of.

2. Number 2 was who you were going to marry?
Sabin? I'd lose my mind, mostly 'cause you can't just marry one of the Brats, you hafta take both; they're a set. So, I'd just move to Utah and marry them both.

3. Number 3 got turned into a frog?
Edge? Probably laugh 'cause you know he'd still be trying to carry the WHC around with him.

4. You and number 4 got drunk and made out?
See number 2. 

5. You and number 5 woke up in the same bed and didn't remember how or why?
Randy? I'd immediately jump his fucken bones. I mean, could you blame me? And I'd take pictures. *evil grin*

6. Number 6 moved to the other side of the world?
Colt? I'd be really sad, although I can't really see Colt moving that far away from Punkers. I'd hafta give him a good going away present.

7. You found out that number 7 is a girl?
AJ, huh. Not as surprised as you'd think.

8. You caught number 8 in a polka-dotted thong?
Laugh my fucken ass off, and then I'd take pics. And get them printed in 8 x 10's to pass them out to everyone I knew.

9. Number 9 confessed their love for you?
Uh, yeah, I don't think that would happen. Wife or no wife, Christian's heart belongs to Edge.

10. Number 10 kissed you?
I'd kiss him back, of course. I'd keep an eye out for that FRS, though. 
 

11. Number 1 just started sniffing you?
I'd assume Punkers was trying to sniff out drugs on me, like a fucken dog or something. But, ha, Punkers, my weed's in Johnson's underwear! (I fucken love that movie!)

12. You found out that number 2 was doing drugs?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

13. Number 3 could fly?
I'd expect nothing else from the Rated R Superstar.

14. Number 4 was pregnant?
…....as has been previously stated by myself and countless others, mpreg is fucken weird and creepy, but if it did happen I'd point and laugh at him and Chris for not using a condom. Just like I do with my real life friends.

15. Number 5 told you that they were never going to see you again?
Wait? I know Randy Orton and no one fucken told me? Assholes.

16. Number 6 ate YOUR cookie?
He would, too, fucker. I'd make his cheap ass buy me more. I'd probably share them, though, 'cause Colt's such a cutie.

17. You and number 7 went to the zoo?
It'd probably end badly -for him. Most likely I'd push him into the tiger pen and then laugh.

18. Number 8 lied to you?
I'd assume all was right with the world since I would expect such mind games from The Fallen Angel.

19. Number 9 turned into a coconut?
That'd be one good looking coconut....

20. You and number 10 were deserted on an island?
It would be a good time, that's for sure. ;)

That was a weird one, huh? LoL. Whatever, do it up peeps. :D