So, I've been on a reading kick today, so you get two quotes:

“Do you think the penis ever gets tired?"

"Whose?"

"Anybody's. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think: for God's sake pal, give it a rest? Or is it all: Woo-who!! Here we go again!” 
―Peabody and Eve,  J.D. Robb, Fantasy in Death 


“An eye for an eye.”

“That's a revenge thing, right? From some play.”

“The Bible, darling. The Lord of all plays.” 
―Roarke and Eve,  J.D. Robb, Vengeance in Death