Plus, best bath toys ever! Hell, best anywhere toys ever. They're just great. Debs and I live in fear of the day my daughter takes over the world, because we already know we'll be the first heads on the block.

Now, my mother's never called me crazy. Since she's officially insane, she knows she doesn't have a leg to stand on. I don't think my exes have either, although they probably should have. Maybe they were concerned the post-relationship sex would dry up if they said I was nuts.