They are the best things going. I've yet to be in a situation where having a low cut shirt on didn't help things. Or hell, no shirt. Yeah, the body count would be unbelievable. On the plus side, they'd never see Jail time. They'd just have to smile at whatever cop pulled them over and he'd let them go.

Truthfully, the word crazy has been thrown around before. Most notably by my mother and a few ex's.