It was close. Really close. Like, if I had been drink Jack she would be in the ground close.

I don't think anyone expects you to be the voice of reason. And if they do, they've obviously never spent much time talking to you.

Exactly! I can see a drug dealer, maybe a coked out guitarist. But a date rapist? No way. If I hadn't decided to never speak of wrestling with her, I'd show her a pic of Roddy so she'd be able to tell the difference.