Random facts...

[darkangel_0410]

Found this in my google wanderings today; Random Chuck Norris facts: Peterick style.

 

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Patrick Stump finds it delicious.

 

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Patrick Stump walks.

 

Patrick Stump was once charged with attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Patrick Stump does not "attempt" murder.

 

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Patrick Stump can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

 

Patrick Stump's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Patrick Stump.

 

Legit laughing hysterically over here, holy fuck. Let's see what they say about The Wentz....

 

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Pete Wentz 's basement".

 

Pete Wentz never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

 

Pete Wentz is his own line at the DMV.

 

Pete Wentz can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

 

Pete Wentz doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

 

This is amusing me way more than is normal.

 

In other news, THIRTEEN FUCKEN DAYS.