darkangel_0410: (my fave d)
Thought I'd do this meme again since it's been awhile:

Ask me a question about one of my fics or series. It can be absolutely anything in any project and I will tell you the honest-to-goodness answer (even on the progress/plans for next chapters of current series).

Don’t hold back. Whatever you ask, I’ll answer as truthfully and as completely as possible. You can also ask about my writing as a whole, if you like.
darkangel_0410: (my fave d)
So, the season's started and my teams are putting up fairly good numbers so far -especially the goalies, jesus fuck- and I wanted to write a little bit more, so:

Give me some prompts and I'll drabble something. In a mood, so make them either werewolf or D/s ones. Same fandoms as always.
darkangel_0410: (my fave d)
So, preseason started today, I'm sure everyone realizes how thrilled I am -we're mere weeks away from the start of the regular season.

Of course, preseason has it's own rewards (which I will show you shortly, don't worry), but I'm really curious as to what everyone thinks about all the injuries going around right now. It seems like almost every team has at least one person out -hell, the Pens entire first line, part of their second and all of their letters are out right now (Sid, Duper, Kuni and Geno -Sid has the C, and Geno and Kuni As, in case anyone's curious). Not to mention that the Stars have people out (Val, 1RW and Kari, G, got pulled today -don't know if it was a scheduled goalie switch or what), Claude's out for a pulled groin, Quick's still out (G for the Kings, he fucked up his foot over the summer) and Doughty is out indefinitely with an upper body injury. And those are just ones I heard about. What the fuck, Hockey Gods, fucking with us already?

Good things have come, too, though, Stars beat the Blues tonight (FUCK YOU, TJ OSHIE, STOP TRYING TO STOCKHOLM ME INTO LIKING YOU, MOTHERFUCKER), the Hawks are looking good and, perhaps best of all, CAREY FUCKEN PRICE IS BACK IN HIS NET AND IS PLAYING AS GOOD AS EVER, SO FUCK YOU RANGERS. FUCK YOU SO HARD AND WITH NO LUBE.

In addition to those awesome things, here's a couple more:

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For anyone doesn't know, these are the Patricks, Kane and Sharp, from l to r. Kaner caught a piece of a puck to the face and Sharpy got a high stick, and then these two assholes took fucken pictures to post on the internet. I know this was all you, Sharpy, and I'm not sure if I want to beat you for being a troll or kiss you for posting them. Probably both. Now I'm imagining Jonny fucking Kaner's face, his thumb pressed against the cut on Kaner's face, drawing these gorgeous noises from him... Fuck you, Sharpy, this is all your fault.

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So, yeah, Tyler Seguin. Who is so blissed out because he's playing on a line with his bf bff again. Fuck you, TSegs. Just...fuck your everything.
darkangel_0410: (slytherin)

So this is a conversation I had earlier:

 

Mia: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: Um...
Mia: I can't get you that Jonathan Toes dude.
Me: ....
Mia: Or that weird-looking tow-headed guy.
Me: ...
Mia: Never mind, you're getting Jack. And maybe some vodka.







darkangel_0410: (slytherin)
Kind of bored and still awake so I thought I'd do this meme:

Comment with a NHL team and I'll tell you which players I would:

1. bake cupcakes for:
2. trust with the keys to my car:
3. wouldn’t want to be stuck with in a long car ride:
4. bang into next week:
5. pack up and leave if they moved next door:
6. vote for President:
7. follow to a new team if they got traded:
8. would not want to watch a game with:
9. vote off the island and into the volcano:
10. let babysit my kids:
darkangel_0410: (slytherin)
Sitting here, glad to finally be back in civilization, so I thought I'd do a meme I saw on tumblr.

Comment with 500 words or less from one of my fics and I'll do a dvd commentary type thing on it.

Also, NHL Awards are this weekend, exciting yeah? What kind of brawls and/or binge drinking do everyone think is gonna go down? What kind of excuse are they gonna come up with to not give Sid the Ted Hart?
darkangel_0410: (tsegs)
Watching the Hawks/Pens Stadium game, so I thought I'd continue with the hockey theme and post this survey thing:


Favourite Team: Chicago Blackhawks, motherfuckers

Favourite Forward: You have to ask? Jonathan Toews, of course

Favourite Defenceman: Brent Seabrook, easy

Favourite Goalie: Oh, tough one. I'll say Corey Crawford, but I have alot.

Least Favourite Team: Vancouver Canuks, ugh.

Least Favourite Player: On ice, David Backes. Off, Drew Doughty.

Favourite GM: Stan Bowman, obviously. He got uss our boys, didn't he?

Guilty Pleasure Player: I don't really have guilty pleasures, per se, but I'll say Claude Giroux.

Have I Ever Been to a Game: No, unfortunately.

Favourite Hockey Movie: Oh, The Mighty Ducks, easily.

Have I Met Any Players (if so who): No, because if I had, I'd be in jail.

Favourite National Team (Olympics): Hmmmm, Canada, probably.
darkangel_0410: (slytherin)
Still trying to cheer myself up, so I thought I'd cross Mean Girls and hockey:

...the walls were shakin'... )
darkangel_0410: (because it's the cup)
Trying to work through my post-WCF blues, so give me a pairing and a prompt and I'll drabble you something real quick.

Also, survey question: which Blackhawks jersey should I get, Jonny or Seabs?
darkangel_0410: (dangers untold)
Saw this on tumblr and thought it looked fun, so.

Comment with a pairing and I'll tell you:
A. who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching
B. who snores
C. who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off
D. who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance
E. who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other
F. who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal
darkangel_0410: (wolf!sharpy)
Feeling in the mood to write some werewolves, so leave a pairing and a prompt and I'll drabble something- only rule is that it has to have something to do with werewolves.
darkangel_0410: (otp: claude & danny)
Another AU meme:

Comment with a pairing and an AU and I'll drabble something for you :)

➸ gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU
➸ out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU
➸ cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
➸ mistaken identity AU
➸ pen pals AU
➸ sit next to each other in orchestra AU
➸ partners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?)
➸ partners in dance class AU
➸ trapped on a deserted island together AU
➸ wizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong house
➸ protester and police officer AU
➸ lab partners AU
➸ new neighbors AU
➸ one’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AU
➸ hair stylist/make up artist and actor/model AU
➸ bffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AU
➸ mailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AU
➸ private detective and client AU
➸ archaeologist AU
➸ paramedic AU
➸ runaway royalty and confused commoner AU
➸ android and human AU
➸ ghosts in love AU
➸ go to the same support group AU
➸ just keep running into each other everywhere AU
➸ orchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AU
➸ younger siblings are best friends AU
➸ photographer and model AU
➸ writer and editor AU
➸ immortal and non-immortal AU
➸ screenwriter and director AU
➸ greek god and roman counterpart AU
darkangel_0410: (seabs & duncs)
I found this on this tumblr and had to share BECAUSE IT'S ALL TRUE, DAMN IT:


20 Things Hockey RPF has taught me that are irrelevant to the sport of hockey:

1. Either love the Canucks or viciously and brutally hate them and everything they stand for.

2. All Russian hockey players are secretly in a communist KGB society and totally up in each others business all the goddamn time, and when they go back to Russia they all knit together and get even more up in each others business.

3. There are a lot of Swedes.

4. Jonathan Toews has three incredible talents to his name—his skills in hockey, his ability to sound monotonous no matter what the situation, and his truly versatile derp faces.

5. Jeff Carter is the Juliet to Mike Richard’s Romeo, but instead of dying at the end they win a Stanley Cup.

6. ALL PAIRINGS ARE POSSIBLE IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH.

7. There is a small cloned army of Staals that exist in the state of North Carolina.

8. Coach Q is actually inspector gadget.

9. There are two Sedins but that’s irrelevant to the general existence of the NHL and RPF because a) they play for the Canucks and b) you’ll never tell them apart anyway.

10. Everyone in the NHL is somewhat secretly gay.

——10.5 (but in an ironic twist of fate not Lundqvist, who really should be gay but only just has pretty hair)

11. Tyler Seguin is in a polygamous relationship with a lot of men including but not limited to; his wife, Tyler Brown, his roommate, Jessie Black, his old linemate, Brad Marchand, his new linemate Jamie Benn and some guy who’s name I think is Fred.

12. Never was there a man as oblivious to human interaction than Sidney Crosby… BUT NO ONE PINES LIKE GENO MALKIN DOES.

13. Patrick Kane is a tiny baby boy.

14. But on that note, rpf has also taught me to love Patrick Kane regardless of the fact he’s kind of a raging douche.

15. All the Russians have sex with each other.

16. Deadspin is a terrible site that only follows hockey and is constantly prowling for the next big gay hockey scandal (or drunk Patrick Kane scandal).

17. Hate all Flyers but Claude Giroux and Danny Briere.

18. The general cause of fighting is someone raging on the dude you’re banging on your team.

19. DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AF JEFF SKINNER, THE DIMPLES ARE LETHAL. (Unless you’re Eric Staal)

20. You don’t actually need to know anything about hockey to read hockey rpfs, but by the end of it you’ll know more than all your hockey-fan friends.
darkangel_0410: (patrick is jesus)
So, I saw this post on tumblr and decided it would be a fun meme.

Pick one of these AUs and a pairing and I'll drabble something for you:

...no one can save me the damage is done... )
darkangel_0410: (post-sex Patrick)
So, I told [livejournal.com profile] burgandybaby that I would post this on here since I am bored and awake and, as everyone knows, there is little I love as much as expounding about my headcanons for my OTPs.

Give a pairing and I'll tell you:

Who is louder?
Who is more experimental?
Who takes more risks?
Do they fuck or make love?
Lights on or off?
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
Who comes first?
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Who is more submissive?
Who usually initiates things?
Who is more sensitive?
Who has the most patience?
Which kinks do they share?
darkangel_0410: (patrick is jesus)
Taking a break from my bbb (almost done with the first part, at just under 10,000 words), saw this on tumblr and thought it could be cool:

Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing and I’ll tell you something about the story I’d write for that combination (i.e. write a snippet from the story or write not!fic or tell you the title and summary for the story I would write)

bodyswap
pretending to be married/fake dating
high school/college AU
telepathy
handcuffed together
snowed-in
next-door neighbors AU
secretly a virgin
be careful what you wish for
accidental baby acquisition
truth or dare
sharing a bed
road trip
curtain fic/domestic fic

Usual fandoms and rules apply :)
darkangel_0410: (2013)

Bored, so that means meme time.

 

Give me a person or ship and I will write one sentence of ten genres for them. The genres are:

 

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic Plot
4. Crossover
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST








darkangel_0410: (blk & wht pete)

Well, it's that time of night again: I'm bored and over-caffeinated and that means...

 

Meme time. The usual rules apply; leave a pairing from any of my fandoms and I'll drabble....something.

darkangel_0410: (merry christmas)

Got annoyed with writing and decided to make these graphics that go with the Bandom/Anita Blake crossover I might be writing for bandombigbang, wherein:

 

 

Patrick is the Executioner

 

and Pete is the Master of the City for Chicago. And they end up together ala Anita Blake and Jean-Claude, but with less angst. And, unfortunately, less orgies.

 

Yeah, I don't even know any more...

darkangel_0410: (desperate)

Look, here's another meme that I'm using to alleviate my caffeine-induced boredom:

 

Give me a kink and I'll give you my opinion on it, plus tell you which -if any- of the usual suspects are into and why or why not they are/aren't. Fuck it, send me a list of kinks, guys. Seriously, I am so fucken bored right now, fuck.

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