( ...click for insanity... )
OK, I found this in my documents, no idea where I got it from. Anyone who wants to do it, should pick out their wreslters first -trust me on this.
1. Chris Sabin
2. Alex Shelley
3. CM Punk
4. Colt Cabana
5. Bryan Danielson
6. Joey Ryan
7. Chris Hero
8. Chuck Taylor
9. Roderick Strong
11. Super Dragon
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Does Super Dragon like to hit people? Of course he is; I mean, it's not that hard to see.
Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
No one. And I mean that. Dragon would probably murder everyone on this list before he bottomed to anyone.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Punk or Danielson? Couldn't I do both of them? I share very well... No? Punk, then. Sorry, Danielson.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Colt or Sabin? You people are fucking mean, seriously. Making me choose. I mean, it would be Sabin -as much as I wanna fuck Colt, Sabin is my number one for a reason- but I still think I could handle both of them at once.
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Edge and Shelley? Have we slipped over into the twilight zone and no one bothered to warn me?
"I'm not taking it in the ass, old man. You bend over."
"Look, I'm not bending over for some TNA reject. You're the one that's going to get fucked here, not me."
“Please, asshole. If you think I'm going to let you any where near my ass just because you used to be a halfway decent wrestler, you've got the wrong guy. Now, turn around and take it like a man and stop bitching.”
“Halfway decent?! You son of a bitch!”
*scuffling, yelping and growling as the airline attendant opens the door and sees the two of them beating the shit out of each other*
“Go back to your seats, please. Why couldn't they just have sex like normal people?”
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Super Dragon; they'd be interesting that's for sure. I think em25 would kill someone for that shit, legit.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
Danielson and Roddy. I'd say a hotel room after a tense match, probably. Me, maybe. I don't think anyone else writes both of those guys.
When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
Definitely about who he's going to date rape next. Hey, everyone's got their kinks, am I right?
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Super Dragon, again. Excalibur, I'd think. Maybe Disco Machine if he wanted to switch it up.
Come up with a title and summary for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Title: Sometimes Alcohol Makes It Better
Summary: Roddy, Hero and Sabin get drunk off their asses and have trouble finding their way into the right hotel rooms.
Warnings: Slash, alcohol abuse, cursing and random stupidity
I don't know if I could write that -without getting tanked myself, anyway- but I'd probably read it.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Shelley and Joey? I think there's only one person Shelley would let tie him up, and it's not Joey. Sorry, Joey, looks like you're about to get rope burns.
As a birthday present, 7's long time lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Hero and Danielson, huh? Fuck. Hmmm. Knowing Hero, he'd probably want to tie Bryan up so he was completely helpless.
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Colt and Edge? What the fuck are you people smoking? Christ. Ice cream maybe. Or chocolate syrup. And whip cream.
8 and 4 are in a full time relationship. Who's the top?
Chuck Taylor and Colt -definitely Colt. Chuck is a bottom all the way.
Which fetish is 9 likely to indulge?
Let me check the list...it would be dub-con/non-con all the way for Roddy.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
Chuck Taylor in my bed? I'd probably gag him before I did anything else -I know he'd be the type to run his mouth the whole time. Maybe if I gave him some whiskey... If Danielson found Sexy Chuckie T in his bed, he'd probably assume Chuck got drunk and ended up in the wrong room. Something that's happened before, I'm sure of it. He'd roll Chuck off his bed onto the floor and go to sleep.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Excalibur and Colt?! No. Way. In. Hell.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Ex and Roddy? That would never happen, not least because I don't think if Ex got a tat, it would be for Roddy. But if it did happen, it would be on his shoulder and say 'I said 'no'!'
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Shelley wrote Ex/Sabin/Joey? Lmfao. When he was high maybe.
Summary: These three dickheads are pissed because they can't get me into bed, so they fuck each other to feel better about it.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
Shelley walks into a room like that, Chuck would go into hysterics and immediately start tweeting pics of it.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.
(9)Roddy and (1)Sabin are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8)Chuck walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8)Chuck joins in, first paging (3)Punk, who's in the middle of fucking (5)Danielson into the mattress. (3)Punk abandons (5)Danielson on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5)Danielson, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4)Colt attempts to rescue him. But (5)Danielson will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10)Excalibur is one of his regular clients.